If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
@2 months ago with 226515 notes
misszskie said: What do you do when you feel like you'll always be alone how do you stop that feeling
@2 months ago with 27 notes
"—Talk to someone.
You’re not alone, not really. Just look outside, even at night. Look at all those little lights, lighting up homes, lighting up the sky. It’s impossible to be alone; truly. I’ve been alone before, or I thought I was alone. Turns out the whole time I wasn’t, and I just didn’t see it.
I think that’s all it takes—looking for it. Seeking out someone to not be alone. And even if it’s just a little thing, like a text, knowing that someone else is out there means worlds to someone who feels so alone.
So talk to someone. Send a text, an email, give a ring, anything… But don’t just give in to it. Because that only makes the alone-ness real. As soon as you give in, you get quiet. You stop talking, and then no one could possibly hear you.
Right now you need to be heard. So be heard. Talk to someone. You’re not alone. Trust me.”
if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker
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@2 months ago with 294641 notes
The BBC have started selling Doctor Who chocolate bars
What a time to be alive
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